Echoing What’s Important To You

A man worthy of his name, Izham Fazely Pakhorarazi is my partner in crime in profession (a copywriter). If you have never met a hippie, he may be close to one. Nevertheless, don’t let all that cheeky misdemeanor mislead you. His thoughts run deep. Not afraid to show the deep emotions within sometimes, he is the best friend all girls can’t do without.

Read on to learn why he suddenly raves about pubic hair instead.

1. If you could change your name, what would your new name be and why?
I wouldn’t change my name one bit. I used to think that it was a very long name and always confuses people, but now I’m proud of the fact that I rock the name ‘izham fazely pakhorarazi’. I like it because its a mouthful! Haha.

2. If you could be cartoon character for a day, who would it be?
Woody woodpecker. With a laugh like that, who can forget you?

3. If you could choose to stop aging, what age would you stop at, and why?
6; I could get away with anything then, even walking around naked.

4. Describe the most creative way you would spend RM1.
Take that “seringgit” and buy a homeless person a “roti canai” or “roti ban”. Then I’d just have a conversation with them, if I can.

5. What is the one place you will NEVER want to have your honeymoon at?
Anywhere but Kuala Kumpur.

6. If you could teleport someone from the past, who would it be?
Ayoung Diego Maradona. He just looks hideous when he was fat.

7. You bumped into your English teacher 20 years after you left school. What’s the first thing you say to him/her?
Thank you for whatever you did. It made me into something.

8. If you had to name a song that best describes your life, what would it be?
The sonnet of Izham Fazely

9. Complete the sentence: _______ is the best thing since nail polish remover.
Erotica

10. What is the question you wished I had asked you in this interview?
I wished you had asked me; ‘what’s the use of pubic hair?’ I will say that it’s some sort of cushioning. All that friction is hazardous but nice.